The 2010 Olympic Games came and went. I’ve always been bored with the Olympic games that take place during the cold and flu season but this years gathering in Vancouver was slightly different however, as this is the first time I’ve ever had home internet access during the games. Having access to the internet allowed me to bypass witnessing this debacle first hand. I saw all the highlights and read all the interesting commentary. Okay I lied. I saw SOME highlights. I read SOME commentary. I’d like to take a moment to thank Yahoo Sports for publishing some of the most colorful commentary and stories I had the distinct displeasure of reading. Yes I said displeasure and I meant it. Yahoo sports writer MJD, and his cronies made me shake my head so often I think the girth of my neck grew an inch during the month of February. While watching the games and reading about them, I came to the conclusion that Canada took the opportunity to screw us several times. I took the liberty of documenting 3 such occasions right here.

1. The Canadians spent the entire games approximately 17 days trying to convince us that Vancouver is an actual vacation destination! WTF?! Notice EVERYBODY on the beach and NOBODY with a tan!

2. The Canadian women’s hockey team went home (2 blocks away) with the gold medal which means they kicked our asses at some point, thus screwing us in the process. They had one hell of celebration afterward too. Cigars, Canadian beer, and sweaty pasty skinned women were all in attendance during said celebration.

3. The thing that actually pushed me over the edge, the thing that made me me grit my teeth hard enough to chip them was this picture of a games attendee with a handmade sign that… well just read the sign.
Actually this picture was taken during the Alberta games several years ago. You just gotta feel in your gut there were more of these signs in Vancouver though.

Enough fun and games. Vancouver can be an actual vacation destination if you want it to be, The women’s hockey team won fair and square, and It’s no surprise you can die in America on account of being shunned by health care providers for not having funds or over priced and unaffordable insurance. Canadians only die from waiting. You tell me what you think is worse. No Canadians were harmed during the writing of this article.

Revenge is a dish best served cold… ice cold. Ask the Canadians how they felt when they were forced to take a gander at Johnny Weir in all his bird feathered pink tassled glory! LMAO